Two Hippie Chic

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I had a dream about pizza last night

SPECIFICALLY I had a dream that we ate at the one pizza place I think tastes good here (Crozet Pizza for those who know), and it tasted terrible. Like microwaved school lunch pizza.  My dream was literally focused on how terrible this was because it was the only pizza in town I liked and now it was bad and this was horrible because I could only eat pizza I made myself.

So.  Whole30 is going to go great, isn’t it?

Help me be trendy

What are those shirts called that are kind of oversized and have lettering over the shoulder area?  That the youths wear?

Get your shit together, Lululemon

So I have a Visa giftcard that I’d like to spend on a want, not a need.  I think, oh Lululemon, perhaps I’ll treat myself to something from there for crossfit.

Nope.  Every time I look at that website/read the reviews on products, they are AWFUL.  How do people keep buying their shit if it’s supposedly such poor quality?!

I think I’ll stick to Zella.

Aawww yeaahhhh

Did not want to go to crossfit tonight because we had a mile run as part of the wod and I a) hate running and b) have really terrible shin splints at the moment. Talked myself in and out of going ALL DAY LONG then finally went and rowed a mile instead so it wouldn’t hurt as bad and made it through the workout.

Fist pump!

Paranoid

  • Mom: the first case of Ebola in the us was announced
  • Me: yeah I saw that.
  • Mom: YOU NEED TO BE PREPARED TO STAY INSIDE FOR 3 WEEKS
  • Me: um what
  • Mom: don't let anyone touch your food or you or spread germs
  • Me: I...what?! I was literally just on a plane the other day, so...
  • Mom: this is serious! You need to have enough food and water to stay in your house for 3 weeks!
  • Me: .........

Andrae, you really embarrassed me tonight at Red Lobster. There’s already a big age difference, Andrae, and you acting like a big baby and throwing a plate of lobster in my lap at dinner is not appropriate.

Andrae, you really embarrassed me tonight at Red Lobster. There’s already a big age difference, Andrae, and you acting like a big baby and throwing a plate of lobster in my lap at dinner is not appropriate.

(Source: flowerishboomshaka, via orangutannie)

Inside thoughts, self, inside thoughts.

  • Me: (muttering to myself while readying an email) sttttooop being soooo douchyyyy
  • Boss: huh? did you say something?
  • Me: NOPE! NOTHING!

Going for it and doing Whole30

Mostly because Russell agreed to do it with me (he’s not giving up alcohol though, probably a wise choice).

To be accountable and shit, I’ll blog about it here: http://whole30derp.tumblr.com/.  

Starting Monday.  Probably ending on October 31 because it’s on a Friday and hell no am I going to dress up soberly and not eat candy.

So really, whole30ish.