- Russell: you know those girls who have a baby and then post tons of pictures everyday...?
- Me: yes. I know. I'm one of them. I'm going to be an asshole when we have kids. If someone doesn't like it they can unfriend/unfollow me.
Russell asked me to bring Bridger back with me to work after lunch so he could hang outside with him all day until I leave. I’m incapable of doing anything now. Just want to play with puppy.
How I will decorate our next house. I don’t necessarily hate our current furniture/decor but I have big dreams of selling it all and starting fresh and going more mid-century modern/a little bit more funked up than our current decor.
I also spend an inordinate amount of time researching suburbs of Philadelphia and the housing market. We won’t be moving for another year (and won’t know if that’s where we’re going until September at the earliest.)
The best piece of advice I’ve received lately: ask for light ice.
When people change the font on their signature to look like a handwritten font. No. Just no. It’s electronic. We know you didn’t write it. It’s fine in Arial.
Her fans’s? Good work, people.com.
They are full of gems today.
- Prof 1: Everyone I know from Roanoke is weird
- Prof 2: And also crooks!