February 2012
I'm going to see Reno 911 stand up tomorrow
For free.
My plan: Drink my face off/eat my face off at the local college bar (within walking distance to the event and my house, score!), and then promptly laugh my ass off.
Edit: It’s in a classroom. This just makes me laugh.
Ahhhhh.
How do people research grad programs and study for GREs and still get their
job done and also try to still have a social life?!
I’m feeling like I’m doing this all wrong.
- j
“Only hang around people that are positive and make you feel good. Anybody who...”
– Amy Poehler (via drinkyourjuice)
(via muchtoyourchagrin)
Amen. Get toxic people out of your life. I have no time for people who don’t make me feel good.
Decided to forgo making dinner or eating leftovers
In favor of getting Mexican food. I’m the happiest girl in the world.
This is the most useless post ever.
Guacamole for life.
Gd you Parenthood! Did anyone else watch? I just totally cried. Too much.
- j
Lent
me: in conclusion: what do you want for fat tuesday gluttony? (after the gym of course)
Russell: freaking cadburry egg stuffed french toast on top of a bed of cheese fries
everyone should definitely subscribe to the etsy...
it is awesome.
the end.
j
Thoughts on The Bachelor
They’re both douche bags (Ben & Courtney) and deserve each other. The end.
Hi, my name is Cax and I don't know good music
As in: I haven’t paid attention to music in oh…the last 5 years? I was very into it in college, but just kind of got busy and lost track.
With that said: what should I buy? The last CD I bought (on iTunes, duh), was Blink-182’s new CD. Did I tell you I used to be obsessed with Blink back in the late 90s/early 2000s? Because I was. I still have a crush. On all of them.
...
WatchThis is incredibly cool.
Outback was tasty
Right up until my last bite of salad, wherein I bit into a cucumber and it tasted like POISON. Like so bad, I had to spit it out in my napkin.
Brb, hope I don’t get food poisoning. I have shopping to do tomorrow!
Going to Outback for dinner
I know, I’m judging myself. But sometimes, a girl just wants some G D cheesy fries, you know?
If it makes you/me feel any better, I’m getting a salad for dinner.
In an hour and a half, I can go to the bar with my...
Yep, you read that right. Russell brought him to work with him (it’s a Friday thing…and a Montana thing), and is going to happy hour after. Jackson is a regular at the bar, so it’s cool that he’s there.
So..yeah, I’m going to go drink with my husband and dog.
Also, I’m trying to sell some clothes to Buffalo Exchange. This is my first time. I am scared they are going to be mean. Also the line is epic.
-j
(It’s time for Spring Cleaning!)
My mom is a veryyyy naive/prude/conservative lady
But at lunch today, she uttered the words “Brace yourself because I’m going to say something. Like, something shocking. Are you bracing yourself? PEOPLE CAN’T JUST GO AND HAVE WILD SEX EVERY DAY.”
I promptly threw up my lunch.
Note: This wasn’t in reference to me.
Sometimes I purposely schedule a lot of meetings...
So I can get through the effing day faster.
Another Tumblr Buddy thought
If I was all of a sudden buying random shit and baking things for someone I didn’t know, I think Russell would think I’d lost my damn mind.
I could never do Tumblr Buddies.
You all spend a shitload on people you’ve never met. I could never! I’d be the jackass TB who sends homemade cookies and dollar store prizes every time.
What 3-day weekend?
Harumpfh.
I am at Brooklyn Brainery for my low tech screen printing class. I am talking SO much. Help.
- j
Valentine's pros and cons
Pros:
Russell surprised me and made crepes, eggs, and bacon for breakfast.
He also got me flowers and chocolate.
Cons:
I have a fever. I’m in bed. My ears and throat hurt and I can’t really taste.
I’m proposing a Valentine’s redo this weekend. I feel like an asshat.
well this is concerning
nmattea:
i just realized i forgot to buy my favorite february candy, sweetart hearts! will there be any left tonight???
[commence worry over things that do not seem to actually matter, but do]
What she said. These are the BEST!
Swimming with sharks?
Fuck. No.
Seriously Ben? Swimming with sharks does not “prove” that you have a trusting relationship. It is just you asserting flippant power over girls who stupidly adore you and will do anything to gain attention from you.
WHINE
I’m sick. I’m at work. There is too much to do/too many meetings for me to go home. Everyone is stressed out and some are cranky and I don’t like being the brunt of people being stressed/cranky, especially when I’m sick and stressed/cranky and not saying SHIT to them.
WHINE.
“A commitment to another means unconditional acceptance of the shadows that often...”
– Kahlil Gibran, poet and philosopher (1883-1931) (-j)
myluckyscrunchie replied to your photo: Jackson asked to be on tumblr. Here’s his (induced…
Jackson and my dog Max are TWINS! Is he a black lab golden retriever mix by any chance?
He is!! And is the best ~*~ever~*~
Songs that "bring you back"
Russell and I are having a deep discussions of songs that “bring us back” to a moment in time and/or emotion. This was started because we heard our wedding song twice today, while running errands. Both times we weren’t standing next to each other and instinctively looked up to find each other and gave a smirk.
Here are the songs we’ve discussed:
Dashboard Confessional...
Whitney!
Is she really dead?! Russell is making fun of me because I gasped in shock reading it on tumblr and am now scouring the internet to see if it’s true.
I forgot there was a Real Housewives of Miami
Don’t worry, people.com reminded me. I have no interest in them though…which probably means I’ll watch it anyway.
Embarassing photos
(Thanks UCYN for posting some old photos…this jogged my memory.)
So…I have lots of them. I went through hundreds of them last weekend and threw out a lot of photos of people I’m not friends with anymore (awkward) (most were Freshman year girls who I was only friends with because they lived in my dorm).
I was shocked at how many photos I had of me and dudes I dated and/or...