December 2011
Someone just let out the mostt gnarly primal scream. Normally something disconcerting, in the East Village? Less so..
- j
November 2011
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yesss
Best Song from Watch the Throne!!!!!
“my homies in Paris”
- j
Also
I am eating a cookie while watching this. Cheers to realistic body expectations.
- j
Still liveblogging Victoria's Secret Runway Show
Did you catch how Kanye said in 2007 he was supposed to rap “Stronger” at the show? I didn’t know what he was referring to, so I just googled it, turns out that was when his mom died. RIP Donda.
- J
Just turned into live blogging (VS runway show on...
Love seeing my girl Lily Donaldson still in the game! Saw her once at whole foods
- j
Are you watching Victoria's Secret fashion show?
I so badly want to know if the person responsible for scouting Karlie Kloss ever expected that she would “age” to be beyond beautiful. She is absolutely one of my favorite models (still love me some Jessica Stam)!
- j
*anyways just wanted to say props to that person
I had a dream I met Jay-Z. Signs I’m addicted to tumblr, because the first thing I did in my dream was tumble the fact that we’d just chatted.
:P
- j
Did you know hermes had commercials? Watching the giants v saints game (out of character, but at the bar with crush and his friends)
- j
Can someone please explain to my husband that nice...
I fear I’ve misled him after years of buying Longchamps (nice purse, also: really nice price), and sale shoes.
Tumblr has made me hate instagram
Anyone else? I can’t stand seeing instagram pictures anymore. I want to see the real colors!
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Occasionally I'll check into that "My Cakies" blog
because I’ll suddenly remember it exists. And I’m all, wonder what that crafty bia is up to. And hand to God, homegirl is always pregnant or has given birth to a new, uniquely named child. EVERY TIME.
Tagging your unborn child in facebook fetus...
…scares shit out of me. You’re tagging your child. Who is not born yet. Which means, YOU MADE THE UNBORN CHILD A FACEBOOK ACCOUNT.
WTF?!
Sharing your food journal with your significant...
= trust/exercise in self-control. I’m currently doing this (for at least a few weeks as we start the primal lifestyle and we can hold each other accountable), and holy shit I second guess if I want to drink that soda because HE WILL SEE IT.
Joining the leagues of Americans who hate loft.com
HATE. GET IT TOGETHER! YOU GO DOWN MORE THAN TUMBLR!
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All I want for Christmas is a Marc by Marc Jacobs...
IS THAT TOO MUCH TO ASK?
We're officially starting the "Primal Blueprint"...
Thinking about setting up a blog for the recipes we try. Should I?
Leggings
J was right, the American Apparel winter leggings are the best.
(Currently wearing and SO COZY)
Back from NC. Everything was a success, even my cornbread stuffing (complete with spicy pork sausage) came out perfectly and was a hit! Crush’s fam is so sweet and everyone was so nice. Flights were on time. A very successful holiday vacation!
- j
David Wilson eats Chick-fil-a on Sundays.
Best (stolen) fb status ever.
Wtf
There are people buying groceries! Are they unaware of this shit called black Friday?!
Sitting in Walmart
In a chair. In a line. For the next hour. For work. For a shitty laptop. This is my personal hello.
Happy thanksgiving!!
- j
My throat is starting to hurt.
This could be a very whiny Thanksgiving.
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Remember how yesterday my boss chewed me out?
For the stupid effing shelf THAT I WAS NOT RESPONSIBLE FOR? She just made me call the work control office who put it up to have them move it.
She’s now treating me like an admin. And told me that this is to help “exercise my managerial skills”. Happy effing Thanksgiving.
ALL THE ANGRY TODAY. ALL THE ANGRY.
(No offense to admins. I’ve been one before and have been...
Pippa's McQueen gown...
theviesociety:
is now available for sale on Net-a-Porter (UK):
Quick! Someone think of a reason for me needing to buy this! LOVE.
On my way to meet crush’s family for thanksgiving, eek!
- j
ALSO!
I had to go to Costco with a co-worker to pick up a bunch of stuff for an auction and HOMEGIRL DIDN’T WANT ANY TREATS. She just wanted to get in and out.
I had to be that girl and house all the free bites on my own. Pssh.
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I'm full of the angries today
And it isn’t because of tumblr. It’s because of work! Ugh! Can’t I just go eat some god damn carbs and pie?!
Just got chewed out for something
Basically, for telling some random worker to put a shelf somewhere without consulting my boss. Because she was in an important meeting and would have chewed me out if I interrupted her.
Can I go home yet? Is it Thanksgiving yet? Ugh.
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WHY ARE PEOPLE SO ANGRY
WHY AM I YELLING
My hair is now shoulder length.
This..will take some getting used to. I’m pretty sure I like it? Pictures tomorrow. Aka when my face looks less busted and I can style my hair the way I like it.
Just sent 500 copies through the printer
Instead of 50. Didn’t realize it until it printed all 500 copies.
Face palm.
I love all the non-mother responses
To my what to get for a baby post. Seriously, laughing. Extra points to those who suggested cheerios and paper!
dailykayla replied to your post: Can you tell I’m making a Christmas list today?
You should invest in a Longchamp. They are large, durable and last a very long time. I’ve had mine for over a year, carry it daily as a purse, school bag…you name it. No visible wear and tear at all. They are classic and go with everything.
Thanks! I should have said…I already have 2 Longchamps (1...
Can you tell I'm making a Christmas list today?
What are good handbags? I’m in need of a new one. It needs to be durable as it’s winter like 6 months out of the year here.
“I tasted a beer and tried a cigarette once, as a wayward teenager, and never did...”
– Wayward presidential candidate Mitt Romney. (via newsweek)
Release the doves.
People with babies:
What should I get my 1-year old niece for Christmas? What do babies like?
What's the best travel mug out there?
Hard-hitting question right here.
Note: this is for Russell. He likes to keep his coffee approximately at “firey hell” hot.
Just got asked if I worked for Conde Nast, must be looking good today!
- j
myownmelt replied to your post: Oh you want to send me to that conference in Florida?
the womens leadership institute, by any chance?
No, but that sounds awesome! It’s a conference for higher ed.
Oh you want to send me to that conference in...
OKAY, TWIST MY ARM!
